Sometimes I even surprise myself with how completely leashed I have been my whole life. Kitchen conversation yesterday with my guy Brian went something like this:
Brian: Maybe it would be better to use the cooking spray (on the frying pan) over the sink…
Me: I’m too tired to care right now.
Brian: Just saying that if you do that, then we won’t have coconut oil on the range.
Me: I’ve decided that I can’t be a good girl about everything.
– LONG PAUSE –
Brian: That’s what you consider NOT being a good girl?
Yep. I’ve got some work to do to unwind this little top. (Watch out, world.)