Be Awesome – But Not At Everything

This just in! Science* concludes that human people can only be awesome at five life categories at a time. Pick and choose, but don’t try to be awesome in all categories at all times. You. Will. Go. Bonkers. Sometimes good enough is good enough.

Example categories:

  1. Progressive mom
  2. Awesome wife / partner
  3. Sex kitten
  4. Great friend
  5. Volunteer / philanthropist
  6. Corporate badass
  7. Fitness buff
  8. Artist / creative outlet-er
  9. Housekeeper
  10. Cook / chef / baker
  11. Entrepreneur
  12. Style maven / person that dries hair
  13. Person that stays up past 9:00

*The information and views set out in this study are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official opinion of anyone in the science community nor anyone who has ever studied science in junior high. This study is based solely on one woman’s 48-year study of herself and objective observations of the world and the human people in it.

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